Work In Progress

1. I am an only child - this sucks in so many ways I can't begin to describe it.

2. I was born and lived in the Lake District until I went to college. I never appreciated it growing up, but I love it now

3. I have three children, two boys and a girl.

4. I'm married, and have been for 5 years. Some good times, some bad. That's life I guess

5. I am very self reliant probably related to point 1 above.

6. I tend to think of others before myself. To my own detriment often.

7. My taste in music is wide and varied. If it's got a hook I'm gonna love it.

8. My only pet as a child was a tortoise. They are as exciting as they look.

9. I still think of myself as being 21 or 22, despite my body and my lifestyle telling me otherwise.

10. I appear to have too high a libido.

11. I love making people smile, whether it's words or deeds. I'm happy to be the fool.

12. I play football every week, I'm not as good as I'd like to be.

13. I think I have a dependency on chillis - I crave hot, spicy food.

14. I have transferred this love of spicy food to my wife.

15. My patience has increased beyond all recognition since having children

16. My hair is unfeasibly curly

17. I am probably the least hirsute man you will meet (excepting Duncan Goodhew)

18. I always try to see the other side before judging

19. I find it almost impossible to buy jeans that fit correctly, my thighs are too muscly/big and I end up with a huge waist size.

20. I enjoy expensive wine more than cheap wine, unfortunately.